the sherry blog

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[1:30 AM]some homosexual content: sherry checking the apartment fridge
[1:30 AM]some homosexual content: (thoroughly distracted)
[1:30 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: HELP
[1:30 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: ASDADKJFASDJFJG

[1:51 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): theree are only two choices.......... pancakes or fish.....................
[1:51 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): this fridge probabl stinks to high hell
[1:52 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: mistrau, extremely cheerfully: what about fish pancake
[2:10 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): wrap the fish up in a pancake for burrito
[2:11 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: ...what happens to the chocobos in a modern au
[2:11 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: are they birds or horses.
[2:11 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: chicken
[2:11 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): they're chickens
[2:11 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): large chickens
[2:12 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): that are kept as house pets
[2:12 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): tho horses makes more sense I suppose
[2:12 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): actually
[2:12 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: thinking abt sherry w a weird rabbit and ppl keep asking him "hey is your rabbit ok"
[2:12 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): maybe they should be extremely large dogs? :thoonkmg:
[2:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: and hes just like. yeah its fine why ?
[2:14 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): how do carbuncles translate to modern au
[2:14 AM]some homosexual content: pet chinchilla
[2:16 AM]some homosexual content: does the apartment building just have a chicken coop for some reason
[2:16 AM]some homosexual content: free eggs........?????????
[2:17 AM]some homosexual content: do potato pancakes use eggs
[2:19 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: mistrau......... still has a pet seagull
[2:22 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: mb the chocobos SHOULD be large dogs
[2:22 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: everyone assign ur chocobo a dog breed
[2:30 AM]some homosexual content: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:White_Swedish_Elkhound_aka_Vit_Svensk_Alghund.jpg
[2:35 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: (thinking abt it smelling like dog+fish+pancakes) nobody should ever visit them,
[2:35 AM]some homosexual content: hm,
[2:37 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: australian shepherd sazanami
[2:38 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: thats not v large :/ but ok :/
[2:39 AM]some homosexual content: hm I thought elkhounds were larger but apparently...for something bred to help hunt elk, it's not as big as I thought it would be
[2:39 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: wow
[2:40 AM]some homosexual content:
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[2:40 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: yeah its not v large either LKAJSDLFJK
[2:40 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): it's so true
[2:41 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): I was thinking a St Bernard but lbh Ileanes chocobo is either a gift from Batai (sight hound) or forced upon her by Gaius (hunting dog)
[2:41 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: ok fine
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[2:41 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: LMAO
[2:41 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: a chocobo is like the equivalent of a draft horse in ffxiv so its gotta be a Big Dog
[2:42 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: she can have a wolfdog
[2:42 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: yay
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[2:43 AM]some homosexual content: alternatively for sherry, northern inuit dog
[2:43 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: BIG
[2:43 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: mistrau who runs around with a seagull and a wolfdog
[2:43 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: ok thats acceptable
[2:43 AM]some homosexual content: gonna need so much grooming
[2:43 AM]some homosexual content: dog hair everywhere...
[2:43 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: 😭 the way this is acceptable
[2:43 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: sazanami keeps her out of trouble....
[2:44 AM]some homosexual content:
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[2:45 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: somehow i feel like mistrau's the type who thinks she has a wolfdog but its actually a real wolf that followed them.......................
[2:45 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: AUKHDSFHJKSDFH KJSDFHJKSDFH KJSDFH JKHSGFBJKDHBVJKDKBHJKDFHJBJKDHFKHJDFG
[2:45 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: MISRTRAU
[2:45 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: THINKS ITS A HUSKY
[2:45 AM]some homosexual content: FHSDLSDJSDLFKFD
[2:46 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: like those clickbait fb posts of ppl who are like "i think i found a lost dog in the neighborhood" w pics of them washing it and everyone in the comments is like "THATS A COYOTE"
[2:46 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[2:46 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: mistrau: i found a weird parrot? we're friends now his name is kehaar
everyone: THAT'S A SEAGULL
[2:48 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: everyone: and where did you find this parrot 🤨
mistrau: the beach! 🫶
[2:49 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: mistrau: he likes fish 🫶 just like me 🫶

[2:32 PM]some homosexual content: I imagine in modern au sherry is a grad student (math phd, something to do w/ geometry) who is working as a waiter to pay bills
[2:37 PM]some homosexual content: (in canon setting post-endw he is thinking of going for higher education/certification in old sharlayan in the field of arcanima, thesis probably being related to the creation of carbuncles from arbitrary gemstones (it’s always carbuncles))
[2:38 PM]the sinister lesbian agenda: how old is sherry actually
[2:38 PM]the sinister lesbian agenda: (now wondering if theres a large age discrepancy btwn our wols)
[3:54 PM]some homosexual content: thinking 27-28ish
[10:09 PM]minsu (no dignity ver.): I think Ileane's around 26-28
[10:09 PM]minsu (no dignity ver.): ...
[10:55 PM]the sinister lesbian agenda: elanos is also late 20s so ileane might be the youngest depending on what part of that age range you go w at a given time LOL
[10:58 PM]minsu (no dignity ver.): i think she's younger in ARR but im not actually sure how time passes bc i think in canon ARR and HW happen like
[10:58 PM]minsu (no dignity ver.): in months
[10:58 PM]minsu (no dignity ver.): lmfao
[10:59 PM]minsu (no dignity ver.): but her being the youngest is pretty funny

[6:34 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): modern au elanos making pancakes
[6:34 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): for her roomies who had rough nights
[6:34 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): sherry (survive sunday brunch rush in nyc) and ileane (no one actually wants to know what ileane did last night)
[6:34 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): can mistrau come to modern au
[6:34 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: mistrau (stray cat who wandered in) sniffing all over her
[6:34 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: (stray cat person)
[6:34 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): they can be a photographer
[6:35 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: mistrau is like the stray cat that stays over and the next day the fridge is filled w fish
[6:35 AM]<👀)>< me want fish fish want me: photographer fishercat
[6:37 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): mistrau is another one of those people that no one really knows what she does
[6:37 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): but you just randomly run into them
[6:37 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): like, randomly you see someone fishing off the pier
[6:37 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): and hey, aren't they kinda familiar looking?

[6:17 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): I'm imagining Elanos in the NYC subway with multiple giant ikea totes of crystals
[6:17 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: HHSHSDHFJG
[6:17 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: i need to draw this sometime
[6:18 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): how tall is elanos
[6:18 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): bc for some reason i imagine her either shorter than ileane or much taller
[6:18 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: extremely.. short.. she actually wasnt supposed to be THIS short but i misjudged how short aura girls are 😭
[6:18 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): and no inbetween
[6:19 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: shes def shorter than ileane bc i tried to make her on the short side of auras but bc aura girls are on the short side of every single ffxiv race shes like. an ant.
[6:19 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): modern au where Ileane owns a building in the industrial part of Brooklyn
[6:19 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): and she's just the mysterious roommate
[6:19 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): to MDPHD Dr Elanos
[6:20 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): and sherry
[6:20 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): who works as a waiter
[6:20 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): like sherry and Elanos eating take out in the communal living room
[6:20 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): and Ileane is like
[6:21 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): the vibe of "this is not a normal person"
[6:21 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: ileane strikes me as being indestructible even in a modern au
[6:21 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): not saying she comes in blood splattered
[6:21 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): she's a child soldier military brat who works as a merc when she gets bored
[6:21 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: like the type who can eat anything out of the fridge and does the apt maint DIY
[6:22 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): her dad (Gaius) despairs of it and banned her from re enlisting
[6:22 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): and her adoptive brother (Cid) forcibly signs her up for night college
[6:22 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[6:22 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): yes lol
[6:22 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): can fix anything, rides a bike, sometimes comes home looking like she came in from a war zone
[6:23 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): the three of them are so mismatched lol
[6:23 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): I imagine both sherry and Elanos think she's just a roommate for a bit
[6:24 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): before they find out that she's also their land lord
[6:24 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: JSDFJGH
[6:24 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: yeah,
[6:25 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): the building is probably also from cid... an old workshop
[6:25 AM]minsu (no dignity ver.): Elanos can play w the leftover toys ^^

[4:11 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: sherrys the politest looking rpr ive ever seen

[4:15 AM]some homosexual content: yahoo 2 kills 1 death this round of pvp and my team won again
[4:15 AM]some homosexual content: funny that the player with the most kills this round was called goth femboy
[4:28 AM]no pride left: sherry is turning into a seasoned pvp killer sos so funny
[4:28 AM]no pride left: carbuncle is so blood thirsty

[1:17 AM]some homosexual content: in any case it would be really funny if sherry's rpr friend is somehow, also a carbuncle
[1:17 AM]no pride left: that would involve some horrifying implications about carbuncle
[1:18 AM]no pride left: but sure
[1:18 AM]no pride left: :happyblobb:
[1:18 AM]some homosexual content: this is probably not a carbuncle
[1:18 AM]no pride left: the carbuncle is basically tldr a gem stone w a bunch of mana stuffed into it
[1:18 AM]no pride left: so if it can turn into a voidsent it's like .... what did u use as your core
[1:19 AM]some homosexual content: sherry: this cool rock I Ifound

[1:19 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: its funny to imagine sherry as Evil Sherry
[1:19 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: he looks like a nice boy
[1:19 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: like elanos and ileane are planning your murder in broad daylight and sherry l ooks like he would help me cross the street and then i would give him a little candy

[6:12 AM]some homosexual content: hm I'm not dressed correctly for island sanctuary
[6:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: sherry sweating furiously in his tux
[6:14 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: sherry can add like
[6:14 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: 4 more hawaiian shirts to his wardrobe if he keeps up w island sanctuary

[5:12 AM]some homosexual content: I like how elanos and ileane's default expressions are like, resting bitch face and sherry is........friendly
[5:12 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: sherry rly looks like such a nice boy LMAOOOO
[5:12 AM]no pride left: sherry looks like such a nice boy yeah
[5:12 AM]no pride left: ...
[5:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: i am grandma patting a cat on the head
[5:13 AM]some homosexual content: it was rly funny when the garleans were like ur the most barbaric of the barbarians!! and he's just there in a butler suit w/o a thought in his head
[5:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: they were obviously talking to the carbuncle

(meeting zenos @ endsinger)

[2:53 AM]some homosexual content: LOLLLLL THESE OPTIONS ARE SO MEAN
[2:53 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: THEYRE SO FUNNY
[2:53 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: bitch answers only
[2:53 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: sherry's expression
[2:53 AM]some homosexual content: HE TRIES TO BE NICE FOR ONCE AND YOU’RE LIKE no. blocked. reported.
[2:53 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: forced to be the meanest hes ever been in his life
[2:54 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: imagining sherry going thru this entire final section w this expression: 🥺
and rn hes immediately like: 😒

[3:53 AM]some homosexual content: he kind of reminds me of berdly like…the way he takes a thought and keeps running with it…do u really think this catboy has any hunting instincts. do u think he has a thought in his head
[3:54 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: LKJGLKSDJF sherry is an indoor cat
[3:54 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: warrior cat to kittypet communication
[3:54 AM]some homosexual content: he just wants 2 go home and take a nice shower at this point

[3:56 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: THIS IS SO FUNNY THE GIANT SCYTHE VS SHERRY IN HIS NEAT LITTLE SUIT AND BOOK

[4:09 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: HAS SHERRY EVER THROWN A PUNCH IN HIS LIFE
[4:11 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: sad sherry makes me wanna pinch his cheeks loool
[4:12 AM]some homosexual content: he’s a housecat he should’ve been destined for a pampered life
[4:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: (imagining the carbuncle dueling zenos instead)
[4:13 AM]some homosexual content: the carbuncle is feral
[4:14 AM]some homosexual content: meteion and the scions are probably rly wondering what’s up now
[4:16 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: this rly feels like when y our housecat accidentally gets out of the house and you have to scold him after he shows back up
[4:16 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: he chased some mouse (zenos) out of the house and got lost
[4:18 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: the fact that meteion was literally like. dont worry guys hes right behind me! : ) IS SO FUNNY

[9:01 PM]some homosexual content: (contemplating at what point in the story does sherry learn to swear)

[9:02 PM]no pride left: he learned it from carbuncle of course!
[9:03 PM]some homosexual content: GHSDLFKHSLDKJLFSKJFSD
[9:05 PM]the sinister lesbian agenda: sherry saying obscenities is just him being slightly impolite

[4:09 AM]some homosexual content: : ( just discovered egiglamour no longer works
[4:09 AM]some homosexual content: on the lv 2 summons at lv90
[4:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: FDHGDSF YOURE TRYING TO GET RID OF CHICKEN NUGGET?
[4:13 AM]some homosexual content: CARBUNCLES ONLY
[4:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: every other summoner, probably: omg finally lvl 90 i can have my super cool big summons
cy: NOOOO THEYRE NOT CARBUNCLES ANYMORE
[4:13 AM]some homosexual content: CARBUNCLES ARE SUPERIOR
[4:15 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: carbuncle will come back after titan claps his asscheeks.......
[4:16 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: hitting lvl 90 worst day of sherrys life

[3:23 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: KGMNADLS,FMLKMGK,LLJK
[3:23 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: this is so funny like on elanos it just looks stupid but sherry looks like . such a nice boy
[3:24 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: cat who will sit on grandma's lap
[3:24 AM]some homosexual content: SGKHDSLKJFSLDKJFD
[3:24 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: strong urge to pat his head
[3:24 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: his tiny little bag
[3:25 AM]some homosexual content: on a little sunday excursion
[3:26 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY LOOK CUTE ON HIM

[1:10 AM]some homosexual content: contemplating putting up a sherry tumblr where I just upload all the silly doodles and quotes about him
[1:10 AM]some homosexual content: and maybe reblog some carbuncles
[1:10 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: imagining an ic tumblr where all the carbuncles are tagged w "effervescent"

[1:11 AM]some homosexual content: I was thinking about this in the shower but this has sherry energy

[6:28 PM]the sinister lesbian agenda: i think sherry would be rly easy to model he has like. 10 polygons.

[2:11 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: i think sherry has evolved into a cryptid but not like, cryptid cysona who is like a weird blur watching u from the urban dark in an unsettling manner
[2:12 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: but cryptid little weirdo who just shows up in the bg of all your photos
[2:12 AM]some homosexual content: I remember when minsu said he has a posh english accent and I really want the tea emote from mogstation for that
[2:12 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: you guys havent played dgs but im assuming exactly like dgs sherlock holmes
[2:12 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: and the english accent is NOT helping that image
[2:12 AM]some homosexual content: LOL
[2:12 AM]no pride left: jlksdjf in my head he did back in the beginning
[2:12 AM]no pride left: but now yeah
[2:12 AM]no pride left: he's just the cryptid
[2:13 AM]no pride left: like the guy slightly out of focus in the bg of photos who is there
[2:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: dgs does this visual gag where when you shift the camera back and forth he'll just appear comically inspecting a piece of furniture
[2:13 AM]no pride left: the carbuncle is the party member
[2:13 AM]some homosexual content: GHSHSDHSLFKJSLDJFK
[2:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: like, theres smth wrong w this man he'll be on top of a cabinet when you least expect it
[2:13 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: thats sherry to me
[2:14 AM]some homosexual content: LOL
[2:14 AM]some homosexual content: ok I really need to print that carbuncle in foreground/sherry out of focus in background one
[2:14 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda:

[2:14 AM]some homosexual content: AALGKHSLKHDLKHFSLKDFJLSDKFLK
[2:15 AM]no pride left: oh
[2:15 AM]no pride left: like
[2:15 AM]no pride left: very active inspecting
[2:15 AM]no pride left: i see
[2:15 AM]no pride left: yes that is how i picture sherry
[2:15 AM]no pride left: i imagine that its like this is happening but ileane and batai and elanos all dont bat an eyelid
[2:15 AM]no pride left: its funny all our wols are au ras
[2:15 AM]no pride left: and then there's the two cats
[2:16 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: these are the same picture to me

[4:39 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: imagining alphinaud's moonstone carbuncle as sherry's favorite "scion"

[2:04 AM]some homosexual content: I dyed the shirt and got the summer set from mog station btw

[2:04 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: these were made for sherry methinks
[2:04 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: GHAKLSJDH;KLAJSDL;KJGA;LSDKJF THIS IS PERFECT
[2:04 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: IM OBSESSED W THIS FIT
[2:04 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: absolutely worth however much the mogstation set costs its incredible
[2:05 AM]some homosexual content: I need an actual necklace and maybe earrings to match but this is so funny
[2:06 AM]some homosexual content: sherry on the job: butler suit
sherry on vacation: whatever this is
[2:06 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: if u could give players comms for stuff other than pugging, i would give a comm if i walked past this cat fishing on a beach
[2:06 AM]some homosexual content: AKSHDKHFLSKDJLFKSDLKHLDSK
[2:06 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: the teal and orange is SUCH a look
[2:07 AM]some homosexual content: the shorts are really good
[2:07 AM]some homosexual content: he DOES appear to be wearing 2 belts but that is a small sacrifice
[2:11 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: i feel ilke the double belts add flavor
[2:12 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: hes just that kinda guy
[2:12 AM]the sinister lesbian agenda: a guy who wears butler suits for his day job WOULD make sure his pants and tucked-in shirt are on so securely that it takes two belts, just in case